holly

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
neil-gaiman

Anonymous asked:

would you recommend jerking off onto the Bluetooth rune? I know it’s a made-up rune, but my goddamn headphones just keep having weird pairing problems

cryptotheism answered:

It is not a made up rune. It is the Younger Futhark Bind rune, named for Haraldr Blátǫnn Gormsson, or King Harald Bluetooth.

cryptotheism

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I'm not joking.

a-book-of-creatures

What

dduane

Mildly surprising how many people don't know about this.